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Death by toys… What a way to start the giving.

Tis the season to be jolly… Falalala…

Tell that to the Wal-Mart guy who got trampled on by people rushing for toys (source: Seattle Times. You can also google "Black Friday Death"). Geez. TOYS. Not food. Not water. Not life-saving drugs. But TOYS!!! Little plastic things with fixed grins and squishy bodies.

In other news: two cowboys squared off at a Toys R Us in California. Their women were having a cat-fight. And it upset their boys. Now them bitches got no boys after the guys blew each other’s brains out with well-placed bullets. (The bullets must have been damn accurate. That Toys R Us was thronged with kids, moms, dads and silly fuckers.)

So toys make people mad? Well ban the plastic!

But what do we do with the people?

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