Anti-smoking advertisements

Smoking’s a lot like life.

It kills you…just much faster.

Thus it’s always good karma to run anti-smoking campaigns. The problem lies in the posters. Too much death, death and more death. Ugggh.

Now these posters on the other hand, discuss smoking’s other problems in a witty way.

Don’t you think so?

Little kids grow up to be smokers. Note the disproportionate limbs

  
Inhale through the lips; exhale from the foot and turn it into cinders.

Get smoker’s halitosis with a ciggie toothbrush and ash toothpaste.

 
Classic. What if your fag burns down to a stub?

Neil Gaiman’s Bookshelves

From Shelfari

And shame on you if you don’t know who’s Neil Gaiman….

Use your illusion

Got a boring garage door? Well screw it off with these funky and inventive moofos. They’ve got construction units, boats, planes, Final Destination type posters…

I just want a huge piece of Cuthulu Fa’gaan (or at least its eye) on my door.

More at Book of Joe

Long time nebber post because…

…I’ve been working my tail (or coccyx) off to pay debts, bills and mount a campaign to dominate the world.

Thought of the day: “Could we write up an article just using Singlish? Or net-speak?”

Probably.

But we must include a lexicon translator (here & here). After all, most people won’t understand either forms of colloquial speech (as shown in the comic below).

Ayoh… when will happen, hor?

From Taglish, Singlish, Whateverish over at Saintdune.com